i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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