i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful