David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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