Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here