This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.