i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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