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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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