Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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