You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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