Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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