so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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