Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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