so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
God, I missed his penis.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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