he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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