Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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