i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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