I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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