Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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