Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
this is an emotional support booty call
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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