When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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