What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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