I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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