My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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