My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I'm really busy with my period
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