I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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