Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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