I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done