Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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