it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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