We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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