Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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