On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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