Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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