And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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