Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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