I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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