My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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