In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me