You're so nebulous sometimes
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?