you win again, gameday.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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