i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just google imaged poop.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize