You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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