Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I have fence marks all over my body
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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