That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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