So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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