I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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