i think i have herpe
just one?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This toilet bowl is my home.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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