i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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