Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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