I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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