I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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