I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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