it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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