I'm really into asian looking animals
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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