I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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