ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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