i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We talked him into tasing himself.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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