Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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