i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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