everyone is single if you try hard enough
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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