worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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